Sunday, April 01, 2012
Joke of the Day
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife began listing every problem they had ever had: constant disagreement, over-spending, neglect, lack of intimacy, loneliness, failure to keep promises etc.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced her for a long while. He looked her in the eye and told her he loved her, as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
The husband replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced her for a long while. He looked her in the eye and told her he loved her, as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
The husband replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
